Palin has a palm cheat sheet

[lurk]

killer brodie wrote:

chum wrote: Why haven't we photoshopped new words on her hand yet? That is the real crime. "Show your hand to give Dems a superficial reason to avoid discussing... Retarded Emanuel 10% unemployment Increased deficit Racist Harry Reid No health care reform Extended wars NBC Fried Chicken Black History Month"

This is a Troll and it is unrelated to the discussion on what a dumb bitch Palin is. This should keep you busy for a while.

[killer brodie]

TOOELE RULEZ wrote:

killer brodie wrote: TOOELE RULEZ wrote: killer brodie wrote: TOOELE RULEZ wrote: i dont think he should be blocked, i just think he should be ashamed. Are you referring to me? A) no one suggested blocking me. B) why should I be so ashamed? Because I bring up issues about your political figures you don't want to address yourself? look 5 posts above. Try readin' instead of trollin'. Read the post again. He wants some function to block me, not that he wants me blocked. i dont think anyone should block you, whether it is a individual function or that of a group.

I wish he'd block me so I wouldn't have to read his cry baby responses.

[killer brodie]

lurk wrote:

killer brodie wrote: chum wrote: Why haven't we photoshopped new words on her hand yet? That is the real crime. "Show your hand to give Dems a superficial reason to avoid discussing... Retarded Emanuel 10% unemployment Increased deficit Racist Harry Reid No health care reform Extended wars NBC Fried Chicken Black History Month" This is a Troll and it is unrelated to the discussion on what a dumb bitch Palin is. This should keep you busy for a while.

Why? Chum asked for alternate words on her hand. My post was poignant.

[lurk]

killer brodie wrote:

TOOELE RULEZ wrote: killer brodie wrote: TOOELE RULEZ wrote: killer brodie wrote: TOOELE RULEZ wrote: i dont think he should be blocked, i just think he should be ashamed. Are you referring to me? A) no one suggested blocking me. B) why should I be so ashamed? Because I bring up issues about your political figures you don't want to address yourself? look 5 posts above. Try readin' instead of trollin'. Read the post again. He wants some function to block me, not that he wants me blocked. i dont think anyone should block you, whether it is a individual function or that of a group. I wish he'd block me so I wouldn't have to read his cry baby responses.

I just wish you didn't have endless enthusiasm for argument for the sake of argument.

[killer brodie]

lurk wrote:

killer brodie wrote: TOOELE RULEZ wrote: killer brodie wrote: TOOELE RULEZ wrote: killer brodie wrote: TOOELE RULEZ wrote: i dont think he should be blocked, i just think he should be ashamed. Are you referring to me? A) no one suggested blocking me. B) why should I be so ashamed? Because I bring up issues about your political figures you don't want to address yourself? look 5 posts above. Try readin' instead of trollin'. Read the post again. He wants some function to block me, not that he wants me blocked. i dont think anyone should block you, whether it is a individual function or that of a group. I wish he'd block me so I wouldn't have to read his cry baby responses. I just wish you didn't have endless enthusiasm for argument for the sake of argument.

Dude, stop crybaby trollin'.

[TOOELE RULEZ]

killer brodie wrote:

TOOELE RULEZ wrote: killer brodie wrote: TOOELE RULEZ wrote: killer brodie wrote: TOOELE RULEZ wrote: i dont think he should be blocked, i just think he should be ashamed. Are you referring to me? A) no one suggested blocking me. B) why should I be so ashamed? Because I bring up issues about your political figures you don't want to address yourself? look 5 posts above. Try readin' instead of trollin'. Read the post again. He wants some function to block me, not that he wants me blocked. i dont think anyone should block you, whether it is a individual function or that of a group. I wish he'd block me so I wouldn't have to read his cry baby responses.

may you emit innernut flames in peace for ever and ever amen.

[chum]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/126490/saturday-night-live-rahm-emanuel

[Oliver]

Beware of Sarah Palin: Judas Goat for the conservatives.

[TOOELE RULEZ]

chum wrote:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/126490/saturday-night-live-rahm-emanuel

love this.

[MurrayDavis]

killer brodie wrote:

chum wrote: Why haven't we photoshopped new words on her hand yet? That is the real crime. "Show your hand to give Dems a superficial reason to avoid discussing... Retarded Emanuel 10% unemployment Increased deficit Racist Harry Reid No health care reform Extended wars NBC Fried Chicken Black History Month"

get a new hobby

[killer brodie]

MurrayDavis wrote:

killer brodie wrote: chum wrote: Why haven't we photoshopped new words on her hand yet? That is the real crime. "Show your hand to give Dems a superficial reason to avoid discussing... Retarded Emanuel 10% unemployment Increased deficit Racist Harry Reid No health care reform Extended wars NBC Fried Chicken Black History Month" get a new hobby

You sure showed me.

[CrackGrammar]

"NBC Fried Chicken Black History Month""

This is the only one I am upset about.

[killer brodie]

CrackGrammar wrote:

"NBC Fried Chicken "Black History Month" This is the only one I am upset about.

I wonder exactly who you're upset with?

Quote:

NBC Serves Fried Chicken & Collard Greens “In Honor Of Black History" In honor of Black History Month, the NBC cafeteria served fried chicken, collared greens, and jalapeno cornbread today for lunch. The picture below was snapped by Questlove, the drummer for the Roots–Jimmy Fallon’s house band. He was also the musician that pointed out via Twitter that Conan spent half a million dollars on a walk-out song for Tom Hanks during his last episode. Someone tweeting under the name @nbcu (which, as of now, only has 8 followers) is claiming to and be NBC’s VP of Communications, Kevin Goldman. The first and only tweet says: “The sign in the NBCU cafeteria has been removed. We apologize for anyone who was offended by it.

http://newsone.com/nation/news-one-staff/nbc-serves-fried-chicken-collard-greens-in-honor-of-black-history/

[Gilly]

You know... At least murray davis can come into a thread without starting a fight EVERY time.

[Jeff Anderson]

killer brodie wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote: "NBC Fried Chicken "Black History Month" This is the only one I am upset about. I wonder exactly who you're upset with? Quote: NBC Serves Fried Chicken & Collard Greens “In Honor Of Black History" In honor of Black History Month, the NBC cafeteria served fried chicken, collared greens, and jalapeno cornbread today for lunch. The picture below was snapped by Questlove, the drummer for the Roots–Jimmy Fallon’s house band. He was also the musician that pointed out via Twitter that Conan spent half a million dollars on a walk-out song for Tom Hanks during his last episode. Someone tweeting under the name @nbcu (which, as of now, only has 8 followers) is claiming to and be NBC’s VP of Communications, Kevin Goldman. The first and only tweet says: “The sign in the NBCU cafeteria has been removed. We apologize for anyone who was offended by it. http://newsone.com/nation/news-one-staff/nbc-serves-fried-chicken-collard-greens-in-honor-of-black-history/

then explain what this has to do with democrats, sara palin, or anything for that matter.

[killer brodie]

Gilly wrote:

You know... At least murray davis can come into a thread without starting a fight EVERY time.

Into the thread who's first post is "The only thing more pathetic than this was the fact that it only had three things on it."

This is harmonious thread I've ruined?

[MurrayDavis]

killer brodie wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote: "NBC Fried Chicken "Black History Month" This is the only one I am upset about. I wonder exactly who you're upset with? Quote: NBC Serves Fried Chicken & Collard Greens “In Honor Of Black History" In honor of Black History Month, the NBC cafeteria served fried chicken, collared greens, and jalapeno cornbread today for lunch. The picture below was snapped by Questlove, the drummer for the Roots–Jimmy Fallon’s house band. He was also the musician that pointed out via Twitter that Conan spent half a million dollars on a walk-out song for Tom Hanks during his last episode. Someone tweeting under the name @nbcu (which, as of now, only has 8 followers) is claiming to and be NBC’s VP of Communications, Kevin Goldman. The first and only tweet says: “The sign in the NBCU cafeteria has been removed. We apologize for anyone who was offended by it. http://newsone.com/nation/news-one-staff/nbc-serves-fried-chicken-collard-greens-in-honor-of-black-history/

Damn that's bad for bizzzness but to me it was a fucking interoffice joke and I could care less about it. Now They probably shoulda thought about the fact that they are behemoth media company losing millions fast and any more slip ups could sink their ship... in other news I had Fried Chicken, grits and Watermelon on Martin Lurther King day at a party held by a black guy. semi-Educated well adjusted peeps can joke about shiz among friends.

[Gilly]

killer brodie wrote:

Gilly wrote: You know... At least murray davis can come into a thread without starting a fight EVERY time. Into the thread who's first post is "The only thing more pathetic than this was the fact that it only had three things on it." This is harmonious thread I've ruined? :GLOWSTICKS!:

I'd like to think I've taken more than this thread into account with my remark.

[killer brodie]

Jeff Anderson wrote:

then explain what this has to do with democrats, sara palin, or anything for that matter.

Read back to my original post: "Show your hand to give Dems a superficial reason to avoid discussing..." Dems can use something so superficial as scribbles on a palm to avoid talking about anything that might matter, or might embarrass themselves.

No one on TRS even commented on Harry Reid's racist comment, the leader of the Democratic Senate. I remember during the Trent Lott scandal peeps here on TRS, and Dems everywhere, were freaking out. Now, nothing. No one here commented on Biden calling Obama "clean and articulate for a black man". No one commented on Bill Clinton saying Obama should be serving coffee. These are the highest leaders of your party.

Just 2 years ago leftiest couldn't stop talking about how horrible the wars were and how Obama, an open critic of the wars and someone who wanted to "bring troops home now" in 2005, was campaigning to bring them to an end, not escalate them. Now that he's in office no one says a thing.

Just 2 years ago Bush's deficit was what was going to bring down our nation. Now, a year after Obama's election, the deficit is nearly doubled Bush's high, and our national debt ceiling has been increased twice by a Democratically lead Congress. Now it's the right thing to do.

We had to pass the Stimulus bill RIGHT NOW or we're going to lose jobs. Job loses nearly doubled since that point and the money is now a slush fund.

Healthcare Reform: Closed door deals and exemptions to Unions who support Obama. The $100-million Louisiana Purchase. The Kansas medicare bribe... all from the most transparent Congress who is ready to bring an end to the "culture of corruption".

Economy: Fail

Sarah Palin writes on her hand: OMG!!!!!!! NOW WE'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT!

Give me a break.

[killer brodie]

MurrayDavis wrote:

semi-Educated well adjusted peeps can joke about shiz among friends.

Glad to know the rules on who has earned the right to be racist.

[A.P.]

[MurrayDavis]

killer brodie wrote:

MurrayDavis wrote: semi-Educated well adjusted peeps can joke about shiz among friends. :GLOWSTICKS!: :GLOWSTICKS!: :GLOWSTICKS!: :GLOWSTICKS!: :GLOWSTICKS!: Glad to know the rules on who has earned the right to be racist.

You know it is the Race obsessed person whether they outwardly state racist remarks that is suspect of irrational concepts on race most to me. The Glen Beck style O'Rielly types who drive the car around racist alley so much you think they may actually own a condo in the neighborhood. I know exactly where I stand on Race, Gender and Sexuality. For example I dont let 18 nucleotides out of millions decide who a person is or how they should be treated. I dont let where and what someone does with their genitals affect in the slightest how I treat them. But in any case in true Brodie fashion you're not really adding to the debate if there ever was any. Race always pulls the heart strings so it is a great rhetorical tool on the bromides running around but give TRS some more credit than that.

As for Palin's hand I think it was actually a digital display screen running down functions and how much fuel was left in her tanks as She is without a doubt a Human Impersonator.

[fooboyx]

Un-news. I am pretty tired of it all around.

[turbo]

killer brodie wrote:

Levi wrote: if you think palin is worth more than a squirt of diseased piss, you're an even bigger idiot than i thought you were. It's weird how I'm usually never swayed by the intelligent, thought provoking, and convincing points made by people on TRS? I wonder why that is?

hmm... I think it's probably because you're a stubborn dimwit with a tenuous grasp on ethics and critical thinking, not to mention english grammar. but maybe it's just TRS....

the only reason I can imagine a person might defend Palin's child-like understanding of the world is so that she can serve as a talking puppet to persuade those of even lower intelligence. maybe if you're confident that once in a position of power she won't actually get to touch the controls, you might consider embracing her as effective means to spread your filthy doctrine. but that's probably giving you way too much credit. you probably think she makes some good points on "lifting american spirits"

[fooboyx]

A.P. wrote:

ANIME IS OVER REPRESENTED in that picture! I don't know who to blame so I will default to Obama..

[Renge]

Fake. There's no way those stripes are real. Look at em, they're all perfect and straight. Those stars are store bought I tell ya!!!

Just when I thought I could love my country someone wraps it around a whore. On the other hand, if she were my girlfriend and a whore I'd find this deeply patriotic.

** Note, that woman is fugly and not attractive. Who is that broad anyway?

[chum]

Everyone's a little bit racist.

[TOOELE RULEZ]

killer brodie wrote:

Jeff Anderson wrote: then explain what this has to do with democrats, sara palin, or anything for that matter. Read back to my original post: "Show your hand to give Dems a superficial reason to avoid discussing..." Dems can use something so superficial as scribbles on a palm to avoid talking about anything that might matter, or might embarrass themselves. No one on TRS even commented on Harry Reid's racist comment, the leader of the Democratic Senate. I remember during the Trent Lott scandal peeps here on TRS, and Dems everywhere, were freaking out. Now, nothing. No one here commented on Biden calling Obama "clean and articulate for a black man". No one commented on Bill Clinton saying Obama should be serving coffee. These are the highest leaders of your party. Just 2 years ago leftiest couldn't stop talking about how horrible the wars were and how Obama, an open critic of the wars and someone who wanted to "bring troops home now" in 2005, was campaigning to bring them to an end, not escalate them. Now that he's in office no one says a thing. Just 2 years ago Bush's deficit was what was going to bring down our nation. Now, a year after Obama's election, the deficit is nearly doubled Bush's high, and our national debt ceiling has been increased twice by a Democratically lead Congress. Now it's the right thing to do. We had to pass the Stimulus bill RIGHT NOW or we're going to lose jobs. Job loses nearly doubled since that point and the money is now a slush fund. Healthcare Reform: Closed door deals and exemptions to Unions who support Obama. The $100-million Louisiana Purchase. The Kansas medicare bribe... all from the most transparent Congress who is ready to bring an end to the "culture of corruption". Economy: Fail Sarah Palin writes on her hand: OMG!!!!!!! NOW WE'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT! Give me a break.

so someone shouldnt have posted about this on TRS and laughed about it?

[cornielious]

TOOELE RULEZ wrote:

killer brodie wrote: Jeff Anderson wrote: then explain what this has to do with democrats, sara palin, or anything for that matter. Read back to my original post: "Show your hand to give Dems a superficial reason to avoid discussing..." Dems can use something so superficial as scribbles on a palm to avoid talking about anything that might matter, or might embarrass themselves. No one on TRS even commented on Harry Reid's racist comment, the leader of the Democratic Senate. I remember during the Trent Lott scandal peeps here on TRS, and Dems everywhere, were freaking out. Now, nothing. No one here commented on Biden calling Obama "clean and articulate for a black man". No one commented on Bill Clinton saying Obama should be serving coffee. These are the highest leaders of your party. Just 2 years ago leftiest couldn't stop talking about how horrible the wars were and how Obama, an open critic of the wars and someone who wanted to "bring troops home now" in 2005, was campaigning to bring them to an end, not escalate them. Now that he's in office no one says a thing. Just 2 years ago Bush's deficit was what was going to bring down our nation. Now, a year after Obama's election, the deficit is nearly doubled Bush's high, and our national debt ceiling has been increased twice by a Democratically lead Congress. Now it's the right thing to do. We had to pass the Stimulus bill RIGHT NOW or we're going to lose jobs. Job loses nearly doubled since that point and the money is now a slush fund. Healthcare Reform: Closed door deals and exemptions to Unions who support Obama. The $100-million Louisiana Purchase. The Kansas medicare bribe... all from the most transparent Congress who is ready to bring an end to the "culture of corruption". Economy: Fail Sarah Palin writes on her hand: OMG!!!!!!! NOW WE'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT! Give me a break. so someone shouldnt have posted about this on TRS and laughed about it?

No, when there are problems, nothing is funny.

[Jeff Anderson]

killer brodie wrote:

Jeff Anderson wrote: then explain what this has to do with democrats, sara palin, or anything for that matter. Read back to my original post: "Show your hand to give Dems a superficial reason to avoid discussing..." Dems can use something so superficial as scribbles on a palm to avoid talking about anything that might matter, or might embarrass themselves. No one on TRS even commented on Harry Reid's racist comment, the leader of the Democratic Senate. I remember during the Trent Lott scandal peeps here on TRS, and Dems everywhere, were freaking out. Now, nothing. No one here commented on Biden calling Obama "clean and articulate for a black man". No one commented on Bill Clinton saying Obama should be serving coffee. These are the highest leaders of your party. Just 2 years ago leftiest couldn't stop talking about how horrible the wars were and how Obama, an open critic of the wars and someone who wanted to "bring troops home now" in 2005, was campaigning to bring them to an end, not escalate them. Now that he's in office no one says a thing. Just 2 years ago Bush's deficit was what was going to bring down our nation. Now, a year after Obama's election, the deficit is nearly doubled Bush's high, and our national debt ceiling has been increased twice by a Democratically lead Congress. Now it's the right thing to do. We had to pass the Stimulus bill RIGHT NOW or we're going to lose jobs. Job loses nearly doubled since that point and the money is now a slush fund. Healthcare Reform: Closed door deals and exemptions to Unions who support Obama. The $100-million Louisiana Purchase. The Kansas medicare bribe... all from the most transparent Congress who is ready to bring an end to the "culture of corruption". Economy: Fail Sarah Palin writes on her hand: OMG!!!!!!! NOW WE'VE GOT SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT! Give me a break.

i still dont get what NBC serving fried chicken (which is delicious by the way, and Im not even black) has to do with any of this.
im not even disputing anything you wrote. just trying to make the correlation. I dont even think palin writing on her hand is that big of deal. I can make fun of, and hate for far better reasons than that.
harry reid said this right?
"He [Reid] was wowed by Obama's oratorical gifts and believed that the country was ready to embrace a black presidential candidate, especially one such as Obama -- a 'light-skinned' African American 'with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one,' " Halperin and Heilemann say. seriously worded wrong I agree. but he apologized to obama. and so did Biden. so there you go. i dont know man.

I do agree our debt is ridiculous, but read that McCain wouldve done the same thing, so the lesser of two evils...

bush helped pass that stimulus bill too buddy

healthcare. can we not go there again.

[TOOELE RULEZ]

100,000 dollar speech... not bad for regurgin' AM radio talking points.

[chum]

It pains me to say this, but Palin knows something we don't, because she's pulling in $100,000 per speech. I'm not saying she's an evil genius, or capable of running anything other than a shake shack, but come on--she's brilliant at self-promotion, and has a level of chutzpah that is simply unimaginable.

[sixtyonesix]

chum wrote:

It pains me to say this, but Palin knows something we don't, because she's pulling in $100,000 per speech. I'm not saying she's an evil genius, or capable of running anything other than a shake shack, but come on--she's brilliant at self-promotion, and has a level of chutzpah that is simply unimaginable.

She's a MILF. That's the only thing I can come up with to explain her popularity.

[A.P.]

chum wrote:

It pains me to say this, but Palin knows something we don't, because she's pulling in $100,000 per speech. I'm not saying she's an evil genius, or capable of running anything other than a shake shack, but come on--she's brilliant at self-promotion, and has a level of chutzpah that is simply unimaginable.

You know who was also brilliant at self-promotion, and has a level of chutzpah that is simply unimaginable?






















Hitler.























Use of the word "chutzpah" in this context is both wrong and delicious.

[juice]

Jesus, this thread got crazy.

Look, if you paid someone $100k to come give a speech at some convention for you, and they show up with notes on their hand, wouldn't you be a little bit mad that this person obviously put so little thought and care into their speech as to write basic notes on their hand?

This is the equivalent of showing up to a major job interview with these words on your hand:
Myself
Old Jobs
What you can do for the company


Of course, we can't exactly hold politicians up to the same standards we do ourselves...

[TOOELE RULEZ]

i thought the tea party would eschew such washingtonian conventions as $350 a plate speeches. guess i am wrong.

[TTOP]

[quote="Renge"]


This is the only thing on this thread that makes sense. Tits and the American flag.

[MurrayDavis]

[quote="TTOP"]

Renge wrote:

This is the only thing on this thread that makes sense. Tits and the American flag.

Patriotism done right!

[Mr.KnowItAll]

I think palin is a stupid bitch as much as the next guy, but who cares if she wrote on her hand? Seriously, why are we even talking about it? Trust me, she does plenty of stupid shit, but this ain't it.

[WuddaWaste]

I believe we were talking about the irony of the notes on her hand while delivering a speech which criticizes Obama for using a teleprompter.

Why post just to say something isn't worth talking about? Isn't that self-defeating?

[Ice Cream]

that was the least smooth palm peek I've ever seen.

[chum]

Gibbs mocks Palin during whitehouse press conference:

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2010/02/robert-gibbs-mocks-sarah-palin.html?wprss=44

[ovenmit]

chum wrote:

Gibbs mocks Palin during whitehouse press conference: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2010/02/robert-gibbs-mocks-sarah-palin.html?wprss=44

stupid-why would you legitimize and validate palin, for a cheap joke? gibbs' judgment...wtf.
too easy man...you look like a tool.

[TOOELE RULEZ]

ovenmit wrote:

stupid-why would you legitimize and validate palin, for a cheap joke? gibbs' judgment...wtf. too easy man...you look like a tool.

maybe he was just making a joke? no big deal?

[ovenmit]

[quote="TOOELE RULEZ"]

ovenmit wrote:

chum wrote: Gibbs mocks Palin during whitehouse press conference: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2010/02/robert-gibbs-mocks-sarah-palin.html?wprss=44 stupid-why would you legitimize and validate palin, for a cheap joke? gibbs' judgment...wtf. too easy man...you look like a tool.[/quote maybe he was just making a joke? no big deal?

isn't it like making a joke of a joke...isn't it redundant to make fun of palin.
i'd like to believe the white house is above silly jabs at someone who's relevance is questionable. looks they really are threatened by her and the press/attention she gets.

[cornielious]

Can we please just giggle at the silly minutia of politics without everything being about some gigantic agenda?

[Blacklair]

[TOOELE RULEZ]

[quote="ovenmit"]

TOOELE RULEZ wrote:

ovenmit wrote: chum wrote: Gibbs mocks Palin during whitehouse press conference: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2010/02/robert-gibbs-mocks-sarah-palin.html?wprss=44 stupid-why would you legitimize and validate palin, for a cheap joke? gibbs' judgment...wtf. too easy man...you look like a tool.[/quote maybe he was just making a joke? no big deal? isn't it like making a joke of a joke...isn't it redundant to make fun of palin. i'd like to believe the white house is above silly jabs at someone who's relevance is questionable. looks they really are threatened by her and the press/attention she gets.

but the media/people DO pay attention!

[fooboyx]

How has no one said anything about "Gaylord Opryland"??!?!?

[killer brodie]

ovenmit wrote:

ovenmit wrote: chum wrote: Gibbs mocks Palin during whitehouse press conference: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2010/02/robert-gibbs-mocks-sarah-palin.html?wprss=44 stupid-why would you legitimize and validate palin, for a cheap joke? gibbs' judgment...wtf. too easy man...you look like a tool.[/quote maybe he was just making a joke? no big deal? isn't it like making a joke of a joke...isn't it redundant to make fun of palin. i'd like to believe the white house is above silly jabs at someone who's relevance is questionable. looks they really are threatened by her and the press/attention she gets.

Anything the Obama administration can do to take attention off their lousy performance has got to be positive, even if it trivializes them.