GO SUNS

Sean · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 3885

Just wondering if the shuffle truffle was the dyslexic version of Chunk's dance.

CrackGrammar · # 01.15.10 10:59 am

My name is Matt.

Sean · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 3885

CrackGrammar wrote:

My name is Matt.

Chunk, the originator of the Tuffle Shuffle from Goonies. I know who you are Crane.

milhouse · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 2971

So I guess I should be mad at myself for not watching the game last night? Happy Birthday to me this morning... Laughing

CrackGrammar · # 01.15.10 11:38 am

Sean wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote:

My name is Matt.

Chunk, the originator of the Tuffle Shuffle from Goonies. I know who you are Crane.
Its pretty disrespectful dude.

Sean · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 3885

milhouse wrote:

So I guess I should be mad at myself for not watching the game last night? Happy Birthday to me this morning... :GLOWSTICKS!:

It was amazing. I thought the Jazz blew it a few times but Korver hit that crazy shot and I kept watching to see Lebron do something cool. When they inbounded that last play and Korver didn't have a good look I thought "that's it we blew the play" then they threw it Gaines for the win. I woke my kids up celebrating.

babypeterzz · TRS machine Location: Goondocks Posts: 2380

Sean · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 3885

CrackGrammar wrote:

Sean wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote:

My name is Matt.

Chunk, the originator of the Tuffle Shuffle from Goonies. I know who you are Crane.
Its pretty disrespectful dude.

Huh? You understand I'm not calling you Chunk right? Is that what's going on here?

CrackGrammar · # 01.15.10 1:41 pm

Sean wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote:

Sean wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote:

My name is Matt.

Chunk, the originator of the Tuffle Shuffle from Goonies. I know who you are Crane.
Its pretty disrespectful dude.

Huh? You understand I'm not calling you Chunk right? Is that what's going on here?
I do not like being called Crane. You can call me chunk I am kittenchunks.

milhouse · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 2971

haha awesome.

Sean · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 3885

CrackGrammar wrote:

Sean wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote:

Sean wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote:

My name is Matt.

Chunk, the originator of the Tuffle Shuffle from Goonies. I know who you are Crane.
Its pretty disrespectful dude.

Huh? You understand I'm not calling you Chunk right? Is that what's going on here?
I do not like being called Crane. You can call me chunk I am kittenchunks.

Can I just call you Vagina McTender-Heart instead?

Deus Ex · TRS machine Posts: 1486

CrackGrammar wrote:

Sean wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote:

My name is Matt.

Chunk, the originator of the Tuffle Shuffle from Goonies. I know who you are Crane.
Its pretty disrespectful dude.

Matt, It's also funny that you typed "My name is Matt" before Sean called you by your last name... are you psychic? or just issuing a preemptive strike?

CrackGrammar · # 01.15.10 2:11 pm

Deus Ex wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote:

Sean wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote:

My name is Matt.

Chunk, the originator of the Tuffle Shuffle from Goonies. I know who you are Crane.
Its pretty disrespectful dude.

Matt, It's also funny that you typed "My name is Matt" before Sean called you by your last name... are you psychic? or just issuing a preemptive strike?
I swear he called me
Crane! hah. I guess he can call me tender vagina heart, but only if he has a avatar to go with it.

Deus Ex · TRS machine Posts: 1486

CrackGrammar wrote:

I swear he called me
Crane! hah. I guess he can call me tender vagina heart, but only if he has a avatar to go with it.

Would you be offended if I started a contest to come up with the best avatar for Vagina McTender-Heart?

Very Happy

Deus Ex · TRS machine Posts: 1486

Gaines just got signed to a second 10 day contract. Good for him!

pilmer · TRS machine Location: hot sauce Posts: 2421

i understand that they need to keep the short term free for potential trades, and try to keep from going further into the luxury tax, but i really like gaines. he seems to have more upside than price, and could be the backup of the future few years, possibly develop into real talent and be a trade asset down the road.

CrackGrammar · # 01.15.10 2:40 pm

Deus Ex wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote:

I swear he called me
Crane! hah. I guess he can call me tender vagina heart, but only if he has a avatar to go with it.

Would you be offended if I started a contest to come up with the best avatar for Vagina McTender-Heart?

Very Happy
I will use it if one is made.

babypeterzz · TRS machine Location: Goondocks Posts: 2380

Shut up and watch this.

turbo · woodrow wilson Posts: 938

Think anyone would care if I brought a sign to the Suns game that says "Black Jesus is your new god"?

mapIedell · pinoche Location: down by the river. Posts: 62

pilmer wrote:

i understand that they need to keep the short term free for potential trades, and try to keep from going further into the luxury tax, but i really like maynor. he seems to have more upside than price, and could be the backup of the future few years, possibly develop into real talent and be a trade asset down the road.

fixed.

NUMBERICA · TRS machine Location: omni-present. Posts: 2098

Sean wrote:

babypeterzz wrote:

I've always been a huge CJ supporter, I had big expectations coming out of the preseason. It pains me to see that he still, after 4 seasons, has not figured out what it takes to play in the NBA.

I figure the Jazz should package him up for another $$$ saving trade, if possible. Otherwise, one more year may be what he needs. Keep in mind, the guy is young, he's 22 years old. Age wise he's a rookie or 2nd year player. He just may blow up this or next season. Although, by the looks of things, he's not.

What are we paying CJ anyway? Like 5-6 mil a year? I don't think CJ is going to be MVP some day but I think he's worth that.

$3.7 million a year with one guaranteed year remaining and an additional year that is a team option with no increases. He's not overpaid, he's been paid (relative) peanuts the whole time he's been here. He could be the worst player in the NBA and still not really be a problem with that contract. Memo's deal is much, much more damaging.

http://www.hoopshype.com/salaries.htm (this resource isn't the most accurate, but easily the most accessible and easy to read)

milhouse · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 2971

wow, how do the knicks have the second highest payroll in the entire league?

cornielious · TRS machine Location: the balls of buds Posts: 7238

milhouse wrote:

wow, how do the knicks have the second highest payroll in the entire league?

In the NBA, the damage these guys do can last for years after they leave.

CrackGrammar · # 01.16.10 6:08 pm

Going tonight! lower bowl! Diggit is the man.

cornielious · TRS machine Location: the balls of buds Posts: 7238

Props to Ronnie Price for playing some solid ball since the Gaines trade, he really seems like he's finally putting it together.

pilmer · TRS machine Location: hot sauce Posts: 2421

cornielious wrote:

Props to Ronnie Price for playing some solid ball since the Gaines trade, he really seems like he's finally putting it together.

that series of the swat on one end to the three on the other was brilliant. there are two people that i love seeing swat shots off fast breaks, lebron james and ronnie price.

milhouse · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 2971

cornielious wrote:

milhouse wrote:

wow, how do the knicks have the second highest payroll in the entire league?

In the NBA, the damage these guys do can last for years after they leave.

hahah oh yeah sorry I asked. I like that Isiah is now coaching Florida International.

pilmer · TRS machine Location: hot sauce Posts: 2421

i'm the first one to celebrate the jazz sweeping the season series AND denying timmy his 20,000? what is this world coming to?

cornielious · TRS machine Location: the balls of buds Posts: 7238

pilmer wrote:

i'm the first one to celebrate the jazz sweeping the season series AND denying timmy his 20,000? what is this world coming to?

This is more a thread for complaining about the Jazz.

They're playing pretty damn well right now, gotta give them all due respek. They've pushed themselves all the way up to...8th in the west. Hallelujia. Wink

pilmer · TRS machine Location: hot sauce Posts: 2421

sloan said after the game that we can sweep the spurs, but we are still in 9th(we are in 8th now, but the point is valid.) but when the team is not as awesome as we want, you have to celebrate stuff like this. especially against a team we could end up meeting in the playoffs. honestly, i think that there are two teams we couldn't win a 7 game series with right now(in the west), and that is the lakers and the nuggets.

Trevor · pinoche Posts: 164

After last nights win, Hollinger has the Jazz in the 2nd seed in the West in his projected playoff odds. http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/hollinger/playoffodds

milhouse · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 2971

Trevor wrote:

After last nights win, Hollinger has the Jazz in the 2nd seed in the West in his projected playoff odds. http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/hollinger/playoffodds

wow, I guess Hollinger has a real Jazz boner for some reason. a real illogical jazz boner.

Sean · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 3885

I wonder if the money we're paying out to Hollinger counts towards our cap space.

milhouse · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 2971

Sean wrote:

I wonder if the money we're paying out to Hollinger counts towards our cap space.

haha

pilmer · TRS machine Location: hot sauce Posts: 2421

milhouse wrote:

Trevor wrote:

After last nights win, Hollinger has the Jazz in the 2nd seed in the West in his projected playoff odds. http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/hollinger/playoffodds

wow, I guess Hollinger has a real Jazz boner for some reason. a real illogical jazz boner.

his rankings also have us as third overall.

it isn't really hollinger himself, it is his rankings machine. he doesn't actually do anything but create the formula that spits these results out. he's never had them as favorites, but he does seem to like the jazz as a dark horse/x factor.

but if you look at the remaining jazz schedule, they do have an easier second half of the season. but knowing the jazz, rather than take advantage of it, they'll probably play down. but maybe something has clicked the last week or two, and this powerhouse team can keep playing as such.

milhouse · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 2971

pilmer wrote:

milhouse wrote:

Trevor wrote:

After last nights win, Hollinger has the Jazz in the 2nd seed in the West in his projected playoff odds. http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/hollinger/playoffodds

wow, I guess Hollinger has a real Jazz boner for some reason. a real illogical jazz boner.

his rankings also have us as third overall.

it isn't really hollinger himself, it is his rankings machine. he doesn't actually do anything but create the formula that spits these results out. he's never had them as favorites, but he does seem to like the jazz as a dark horse/x factor.

but if you look at the remaining jazz schedule, they do have an easier second half of the season. but knowing the jazz, rather than take advantage of it, they'll probably play down. but maybe something has clicked the last week or two, and this powerhouse team can keep playing as such.

yeah, I figured it was his crazy stats rankings computer thing that always ranked us high for some reason. which begs the questio,n, is his computer system thingy flawed or do the jazz really play THAT below potential?

CrackGrammar · # 01.22.10 5:18 pm

Brewer to Memphis? thoughts?

pilmer · TRS machine Location: hot sauce Posts: 2421

CrackGrammar wrote:

Brewer to Memphis? thoughts?

sounds like a money play, and i think that we aren't going to do anything more for just the money. we would have to get something equivalent in return, and i don't think that we are going to get that. it would be a steal for memphis.

Sean · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 3885

pilmer wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote:

Brewer to Memphis? thoughts?

sounds like a money play, and i think that we aren't going to do anything more for just the money. we would have to get something equivalent in return, and i don't think that we are going to get that. it would be a steal for memphis.

I heard this trade rumor is actually from when we had Maynor. The Jazz were thinking about moving either Maynor or Brewer to Memphis or Oklahoma with Harp's contract and we were able to swing the deal with Maynor. I don't think they are looking to trade Brewer right now. He only makes 2+ million or so. That's not going to kill us.

cornielious · TRS machine Location: the balls of buds Posts: 7238

Sean wrote:

pilmer wrote:

CrackGrammar wrote:

Brewer to Memphis? thoughts?

sounds like a money play, and i think that we aren't going to do anything more for just the money. we would have to get something equivalent in return, and i don't think that we are going to get that. it would be a steal for memphis.

I heard this trade rumor is actually from when we had Maynor. The Jazz were thinking about moving either Maynor or Brewer to Memphis or Oklahoma with Harp's contract and we were able to swing the deal with Maynor. I don't think they are looking to trade Brewer right now. He only makes 2+ million or so. That's not going to kill us.

Yeah, of all the guys on the team, they're not going to unload the only dude who's actually underpaid right now.

mckinney · TRS machine Posts: 1474

a pox on phoenix. go jazz!

milhouse · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 2971

haha awesome pic.

I am going to the game tonight thanks to a buddy.

mckinney · TRS machine Posts: 1474

my fav new emcee. had a "no he didn't" moment when I heard this. booozer.

Sean · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 3885

Let's do this!

Suns by 7.

Damp Map · # 01.25.10 1:34 pm

Sean wrote:

Let's do this!

Suns by 7.
it's about time

Sean · TRS machine Location: SLC Posts: 3885

Damp Map wrote:

Sean wrote:

Let's do this!

Suns by 7.
it's about time

I only hope I'm not too late.

pilmer · TRS machine Location: hot sauce Posts: 2421

sundiata gaines in for the rest of the season, koufos to the flash

http://www.nba.com/jazz/roster/0910_utah_jazz_transactions.html

turbo · woodrow wilson Posts: 938

GO SUNS

Look for me in the row behind the announcers. I'll have a purple KJ shirt on and Josh will have a Steve Nash jersey.

Predictions: Goran the Dragon is going to slay your bench guards. Stevie is going to lick his fingers and drain running one-footed 3's. Amar'e will alternately leave Okur open for 3's and Boozer for dunks. Grant Hill is going to fall down on a fast break layup. JRich will miss a 360 ally-oop. Channing Frye will look like Obama and get dunked on. Robin Lopez will tuck his fro behind his ears, pull up his knee-high socks and foul someone. DWill will roam through our defense like a stunt driver navigating orange safety cones. Suns by 2.

TOOELE RULEZ · TRS machine Location: the custerdome Posts: 8951

turbo wrote:

<h1 style="color:purple; font-size:24px;">GO SUNS
Look for me in the row behind the announcers. I'll have a purple KJ shirt on and Josh will have a Steve Nash jersey.

Predictions: Goran the Dragon is going to slay your bench guards. Stevie is going to lick his fingers and drain running one-footed 3's. Amar'e will alternately leave Okur open for 3's and Boozer for dunks. Grant Hill is going to fall down on a fast break layup. JRich will miss a 360 ally-oop. Channing Frye will look like Obama and get dunked on. Robin Lopez will tuck his fro behind his ears, pull up his knee-high socks and foul someone. DWill will roam through our defense like a stunt driver navigating orange safety cones. Suns by 2.

one of "those people"

CrackGrammar · # 01.25.10 10:23 pm

Buahahaha! hahahahaaha
This win just feels so much better.